Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester in Daring Overnight Raid
White House sources have confirmed the successful execution of 19-year-old college sophomore Evan Dixon late last night by an elite team of special forces.
Trump And Vance Cannot Be Happy With The New South Park
Jon, Jon, and Tommy break down South Park’s latest skewering of FCC Chair Brandon Carr, Trump's attempted satanic baby infanticide, and Bibi Netanhayu
The Mamdani Campaign Presents: A Dramatic Reading From the Hamptons
The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector reads a recent New York Times dispatch from the Hamptons, where there is quiet desperation.
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating in Combat
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the new policy today, officially banning all men with names like Jamie, Shannon, and Terry from participating in combat roles effective immediately.
Friday Nite Videos | August 22, 2025
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
Officials confirmed the White House’s Transgender Alert System was triggered this morning after infrared estrogen sensors in the West Wing detected a large spike in gender fluidity dangerously close to the Oval Office.
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