The Onion Warns Miley Cyrus May Be Depleted
In 2008, experts warned that Miley Cyrus had just five years before she became a withered, dessicated husk. Unless she is conserved, humanity may be reduced to barbarism.
In 2008, experts warned that Miley Cyrus had just five years before she became a withered, dessicated husk. Unless she is conserved, humanity may be reduced to barbarism.
The president insists he would have implemented NSA oversight even without Edward Snowden’s leaks. (Ann Telnaes / The Washington Post)
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Republicans show they are willing to compromise on the farm bill by eliminating the part they refused to compromise on.
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Michele Bachmann announces her retirement in a web video recorded at the Sears portrait studio.
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