February 12, 2021 Americans Adamantly Refuse to Cash Stimulus Checks Unless Republicans Are Onboard Andy Borowitz The New Yorker “If that means accepting a stimulus check that has less than bipartisan support, count me out.”
September 4, 2020 Trump Blasts Supporters Who Plan to Vote for Him Only Once Andy Borowitz The New Yorker Trump called supporters who intend to cast only one vote for him “disgracefully low-energy.”
April 24, 2020 Trump Optimistic About Winning Nobel Prize in Medicine Andy Borowitz The New Yorker The President said that he was a "lock" to win the Nobel because of his pioneering work in prescribing the drug hydroxychloroquine.
December 20, 2019 Trump Named Person of the Year by Popular Sociopath Magazine Andy Borowitz The New Yorker It wasn't close.
November 22, 2019 Devin Nunes Accuses Witnesses of Misleading American People With Facts Andy Borowitz The New Yorker Nunes warns his Democratic colleagues that “the American people won’t be fooled by your relentless account of things that actually happened.”
November 1, 2019 Friday Nite Videos | November 1, 2019 Portside Nancy Pelosi With Stephen Colbert. Jack White Live at Bernie Sanders' Detroit Rally. Rep. Katie Porter Grills Mark Zuckerberg. The Man Who Corrected Einstein. Andy Borowitz: The Life-Changing Magic of Impeaching Trump.
Andy Borowitz: The Life-Changing Magic of Impeaching Trump November 1, 2019 Andy Borowitz explains why Donald Trump’s impeachment is a precious moment to be treasured
September 13, 2019 Trump Signs Executive Order Giving Him Control of Weather Andy Borowitz The New Yorker A beaming Trump pronounced “total victory” over the weather, which he called “the enemy of the people.”
August 16, 2019 Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. Andy Borowitz The New Yorker “Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government”
May 19, 2017 Paul Ryan Sets Google News Alert for the Moment When Trump Becomes Unpopular Enough to Betray Andy Borowitz The New Yorker "It’s important for people to know that important things are, in fact, getting done, and setting this Google News alert is one of those things.”
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