October 2, 2023 Matt Gaetz Accuses Kevin McCarthy of Behaving Like an Adult Andy Borowitz The New Yorker “Kevin McCarthy needs to look at himself in the mirror and ask if he wants to be an adult, or a Republican,” the congressman said.
December 2, 2022 White Nationalists Give Mar-a-Lago Restaurant Disappointing One-Star Reviews on Tripadvisor Andy Borowitz The New Yorker According to a source close to Trump, the former President was shaken by the one-star reviews.
November 4, 2022 Elon Musk Says Twitter Will Give Blue Checks Only to Verified Conspiracy Theorists Andy Borowitz The New Yorker “We will be vetting conspiracy theorists to insure that they have an established track record... We want to make a clear distinction between the Dinesh D’Souzas of the world and some rookie crackpot hoping to become a major-league crackpot.”
August 5, 2022 Justice Department Urges Trump To Hire Alex Jones’ Lawyers Andy Borowitz The New Yorker “They are, quite simply, the Dream Team.”
October 15, 2021 Trump to Skip 2024 Campaign and Go Straight to Claiming He Won Andy Borowitz The New Yorker “The 2024 election was so stolen it makes the 2020 election look not stolen.”
June 25, 2021 Mitch McConnell Warns That Voting Bill Would Bring U.S. to the Brink of Democracy Andy Borowitz The New Yorker “They want to turn the United States of America that we love and cherish into a democracy.”
February 12, 2021 Americans Adamantly Refuse to Cash Stimulus Checks Unless Republicans Are Onboard Andy Borowitz The New Yorker “If that means accepting a stimulus check that has less than bipartisan support, count me out.”
September 4, 2020 Trump Blasts Supporters Who Plan to Vote for Him Only Once Andy Borowitz The New Yorker Trump called supporters who intend to cast only one vote for him “disgracefully low-energy.”
April 24, 2020 Trump Optimistic About Winning Nobel Prize in Medicine Andy Borowitz The New Yorker The President said that he was a "lock" to win the Nobel because of his pioneering work in prescribing the drug hydroxychloroquine.
December 20, 2019 Trump Named Person of the Year by Popular Sociopath Magazine Andy Borowitz The New Yorker It wasn't close.
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