“They want to turn the United States of America that we love and cherish into a democracy.”
“If that means accepting a stimulus check that has less than bipartisan support, count me out.”
Trump called supporters who intend to cast only one vote for him “disgracefully low-energy.”
The President said that he was a "lock" to win the Nobel because of his pioneering work in prescribing the drug hydroxychloroquine.
It wasn't close.
Nunes warns his Democratic colleagues that “the American people won’t be fooled by your relentless account of things that actually happened.”
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A beaming Trump pronounced “total victory” over the weather, which he called “the enemy of the people.”
“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government”
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